I am legally an A.S.S.
Or: How I Inadvertently Gave Myself The World's Most Effective Birth Control Through Major Surgery (TW: Infertility, medical stuff, some religious stuff)
aka - I Really Want To Throw Up Right Now.
...calories, that is.
Tuesday, January 7th, 2014 - AKA: the first Tuesday back after everyone went on holiday break for the past two weeks.
**TW: BODY DYSMORPHIA, GRAPHIC MEDICAL DESCRIPTIONS, SEXUAL ASSAULT**
My first MFA application is due in slightly less than 3 weeks and I have yet to begin my Statement of Purpose. I know I need to, but it has me absolutely stymied, because it all sounds SO SERIOUS. I am not serious. At all. Ever. I had a decent time working in the entertainment industry, but after I spent three years…