[Friday Night in America UPDATE] GROUP(VICE)

I have no clue what time zone we're in and I've already fallen behind with my "hour by hour" schedule, so Friday night must be a success so far. I feel like we're fast approaching the time of evening when we talk about embarrassing moments and don't care because: vices. I'll start: when I was in seventh grade, someone… » 2/27/15 11:45pm 2/27/15 11:45pm

That Moment...

When a random idiot mom friend tells your mom friend that a fever of 104 in a six year old is NBD, and 106 is the "worrisome number" and you have to be the childless asshole to break up the party with science. » 2/20/15 4:10am 2/20/15 4:10am

Congratulations V-Day: You Blow Goats

Let me set the scene for you: It is gorgeously sunny outside, my cats have been feed, I (for once) got a wonderful night's sleep, and woke up feeling slightly disoriented (passing out on the couch while reading will do that to you), but naturally foot loose and fancy free.* » 2/14/15 3:55pm 2/14/15 3:55pm

AMA: Get to Know Your Mod: Smithwellette

it's Friday, it's Group Drink/Smoke/Kink time, so I figure this is the best time to do an AMA about me and my life, so you know which dark overlord is looking after your comments. Many, many thanks to the ever wonderful and badass Zap for this idea! » 1/09/15 10:53pm 1/09/15 10:53pm

FUR FACE FRIDAY! (special guest star edition)

Since our fearless leader and Goddess Divine is traveling today (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORCIA! Come back! COME BACK! I PROMISE WE'LL BE GOOD!), I have been tasked with our weekly Friday of the faces of fur. » 1/09/15 1:09pm 1/09/15 1:09pm

Choose Your Own 2015 Adventure

2014 sucked hairy donkey balls, but luckily for all of us, it's over now. I'm not big on resolutions, mostly because it's basically like inviting my clinical depression and insecurity issues to a personal "lack of self worth" feast, so I'm doing something different this year. I'm choosing an adventure to complete by… » 1/03/15 3:57pm 1/03/15 3:57pm

What Reindeer Games Do You Play?

I was just finishing up wrapping my cousin's gift for Christmas when I realized something: most people would probably think we are a group of huge assholes. » 12/24/14 5:29pm 12/24/14 5:29pm

Completely Unscientific Curiosity Study

I have a question for everyone, and I'd really love to hear your thoughts on the matter. I have really specific opinions about it, but that's not the point of this post - I'm trying to understand if others even have an opinion at all. *Scary drumroll please* » 12/18/14 2:35am 12/18/14 2:35am

WOMAN ON FILM: The Plot of 'Maleficent' As Retold By My Husband

Note: Yes, there are spoilers. However, the movie is terrible and therefore I feel no shame in ruining this film for everyone. » 11/17/14 2:48pm 11/17/14 2:48pm